Ek sharabi chaand
Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai: Ye chand hai ya suraj? Dusra sharabi: Mujhe nahi pata, main bhi iss shaher mein naya hun..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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