Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 671 views

Mast joke

Mast joke
Papu santa banta bike pe ja rhe the
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Wo log signal tod dete traffic police wala unhe
rokta h bt wo log nahi rukte
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Age jake traffic police wala unhe pakd leta h or
khta be tere ko rokne k Lye bola tha na
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Papu khta h abe dhakan tere ko dikhai nahi deta
kya phle se 3 baithe h tujhe kahan baithayenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko

Santa: Meri Bivi Muje Chod Ke Chali Gayi

Banta:P Santa Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga

Santa:Are Yaar Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai teri jaan nikal dungi

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro

santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro K Aulad k Liye Dua
Mangta Rha
1 Din Bhgwan Dukhi Hokar Aaye OR Bole:Tujhe
Wahe Guru Da Vasta!
Pehle Shadi to Karle Mere Baap!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)