Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne


Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

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