Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?
Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?
Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan mein khari thi..
Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 535 views
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