Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Santa G Size to batao?

Santa-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu

aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views

Batao Dosto Bechare Santa Ki Kya Galti?

Santa Park Mein Bench Par Betha Hua Thha Aur Uske Sath Ek Kutta Bhi Thha.

Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Satna Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Apka Kutta Kat Ta Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi”

Aadmi Bhi Bench Par Beth Gaya Aur Kutte Ne Uski Taang Pe Kaat Liya.

Aadmi Gusse Mein Santa Ko Gali Dete Hue Bola

Aadmi: “Sale, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Kutta Nahi Kat Ta”

Santa Masumiyat Se: “Haan Mene Sach Kaha Thha, Par Ye Mera Kutta Nahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parantho main aalu nazar nahin aa rhe

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa
rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai
kya.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Pathan:4

Girl:Nhi!Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na

Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega..

Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Dost:5

Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mari pateji ka name

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam
kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)