A BANIA cals reporter 2 print
A BANIA cals reporter 2 print death of his GrandPa.
Clerk: 25rs/word
BANIA: Dada Dead
Clerk: Sorry, Min 5 words
BANIA: Dada dead wheelchair 4 sale
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 541 views
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