Patni Gusse Me

Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 428 views
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