PAPPU : Grand ma

PAPPU : Grand ma.will we be 5 members of family always.
You ,papa, mama , sister and me.

GRAND MA: No son when you will get married , we will be 6.

PAPPU: When sister will be married then we will again 5

GRAND MA: When your son born ,we will be again 6

PAPPU : When you will dead we will be again 5

GRAND MA: Hey you bastered , just go and sleep stupid .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 294 views
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