Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to
Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?
Pati: Bilkul nahi.
Patnai: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.
Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.
Patni: Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge?
Pati: Yes.
Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?
Pati: Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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