Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan

Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di
BV: "kon"

Admi:"Guddu da abba"
BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 564 views

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl To Her Boy Friend

Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rakhi Sawant started acting

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost

Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost. I
suggested and they beat me harly.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I said them to search in google.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)