Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

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