SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi
SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: woh kaise?
SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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