1 ladka choclte kha rha tha

1 ladka choclte kha rha tha..1 admi -beta itni choclte nhi khani chahiye….Boy – mera dadaji 106 sal tak jiye..Aadmi -wo choclet khate the..Boy- nhi wo apne kam se matlab rkhte the…

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