HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi
HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.
HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!
SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.
SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?
HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.
After killinG
SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun
HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja
SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..
HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 518 views
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