Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Santa & Banta Were Discussing

Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sone ka haar

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe
Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.
Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin
Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Larki vs old man

1 larki raste pe setian bajati ja rahi thi
old man:beta kia waja hai aj itni khush kiun ho?

Larki:kaminu k exams ho rahe hain raste khali hain na.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)