pathan khushi main

>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 274 views
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