Pati Duniya Ki Sabse Achhi Cheez Hai?

Do Ladies Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai.

1st Lady: “Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemaal Karti Ho?”

2nd Lady: “Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achhi Koi Cheez Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 349 views
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