Nakalchi Bander
Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,
Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,
To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,
Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.
To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.
Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:
“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views
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