Research On Girls & Boys
Research Says Girls Take Three
Days To Judge A Boy Whether She Likes Him.
Boys Take Three Seconds,
1 Sec.: “Kya Ladki Hai Yaar”
2 Sec.: “Mast Hai Bhai”
3 Sec.: “Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 546 views
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Santa: ladki phasani ati hay
Banta: nahi
Santa: 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana, use class me uda
Jab Mam puche to ladki
ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd
KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne
lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi
or ko
ghumane deta he
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha
1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?
Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena
Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard
hone ki to koi goli nahi aati
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !! :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sab hm sy hr cheez main agay chaly gaye
Hm sirf is mehngai main pistay chaly gaye
Jab kuch na karsaky humary ya hukmaran
Lo ajj hm aik ghanta agay chaly gaye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chemsitry ke class mein
teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?
Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-
Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&
Hotel charges alag se…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)