Business Kaise Kare, Santa Se Sikhe

Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Apne Business Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner Ke Paas Anubhav”

Banta: “Acha, Tab To Punji Aur Anubhav Ke Mail Se Tumhara Dhanda Khoob Chamaka Hoga?”

Santa: “Nahi, Par Akhir Mein Uske Paas Punji Aur Mere Paas Anubhav Ho Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 498 views
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