English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi
Maa Ne Pappu Ke Jyada T.V. Dekhne Se Ek Din Pareshan Aakar Usko Bola
Maa: “Tu Hamesha Tv Kyun Dekhta Rehta Hai ?”
Pappu Haste Hue Bola: “To Kya Fridge Dekhu?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI
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ladki :"Meri maa ko tum bahat pasand aye
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Ladka(sharmate hue) : To kya huwa
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Mei tumse hi shaadi karunga
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Aunty se kehe dena mujhe bhul jaye
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see a beautiful girl at a wedding
and then she shouts
Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti
Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)
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Saas ki demanad larki khobsurat ho,ameer ho ,parhi likhi ho,kam umer ho,ghar k kam kaj me maher ho,
larki ki demand :saas na ho,
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be-izzati
or biwi
ek jaisi hoti hein..
achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho. :-
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