Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!) / 595 views

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha, "batao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"

Dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)