SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna
padta.:(:'(

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
kya baat kar rahe hoo
Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau ki kya kehti
thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views

Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Teacher to Boy-

Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga

Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya hai?
1Pagal: Love letter hay
2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Ek Ghar Ko Aag Lagi Hoi

Sardar: Ek Ghar Ko Aag Lagi Hoi Thi Sardar Ne Usi Gahr Mein Sa 6 Admiyon Ko Gahr Sa Nikal Mara.
Usi Waqt Sardar Ko Police Ne Jail Mein Band Kar Diya
! Q ?
Kyun Ke Usne Aag Bunjhane Wale Jo Gaye Hoay Thay 6 Log Unhion Ko Bhar Phank Mara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)