Husband: Today is sunday
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 532 views
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GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari
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Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
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As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,
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Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
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Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
Officer: wo kiyo?
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USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne
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