Search Results for 'girl'
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves
Husband keeps Watching
Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
150 chars (1 sms)
Best sms of the Year.
"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
149 chars (1 sms)
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!
If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless
If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt
If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money
If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude
If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang
If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
489 chars (4 sms)
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
161 chars (2 sms)
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
153 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay
Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
151 chars (1 sms)
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
160 chars (1 sms)
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
228 chars (2 sms)
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
439 chars (3 sms)
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
135 chars (1 sms)
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,
it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,
with some loss of energy time & Money".
167 chars (2 sms)
Special prayer jst 4 u...
U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers
U''l b a Smile 4al Faces
U''l b a Spring 4al Trees
U''l b a brother 4al
''SMART girls''
Kaho Ameen!!
170 chars (2 sms)
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,
company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
147 chars (1 sms)
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
170 chars (2 sms)
You r a DOG
KyuN Bura Laga Na?
Par Bura Mat Mano
DOG means..
D=Demand
O=Of
G=Girls
110 chars (1 sms)