Naughty sms; 68 messages
Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?
Boy: Azaad parinday
Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu
Whatsapp ke aulaad ?? ??
118 chars (1 sms)
Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote
toh university mein top kar leta main
Grandpa: Coughs ?? ??
103 chars (1 sms)
Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo
Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p
102 chars (1 sms)
In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down
my cheeks and make a quiet wish,
May you are here with me
Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,
expressing lovely feelings,
We have for each other.
I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.
250 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
119 chars (1 sms)
"Very intersting"
Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.
Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.
Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.
Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.
Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.
Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.
Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai
*"MOLVI"*
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
475 chars (3 sms)
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
488 chars (4 sms)
Pehlay Baahon me Lena
Phr Seene Se Lagana
Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna
Phr Khoob Kiss Krna
Phr Bister Pr Litana
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Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.
165 chars (2 sms)
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
158 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
159 chars (1 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
141 chars (1 sms)
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
152 chars (1 sms)
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?
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Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…
142 chars (1 sms)
Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…
…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli
“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D
170 chars (2 sms)