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Larka apni Grl frnd sy: Janu 7up peene k baad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy.. GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G Larka: ) ' ( / ) ).poooon _/ / GF: durr fitte muu :@

157 chars (1 sms)


Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai . “Dost” . . . . Yaqeen Mano . . . . . . Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?

149 chars (1 sms)


Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

91 chars (1 sms)


wife without makeup

serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan. dost "o ki serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi

153 chars (1 sms)


pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain, Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun? Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai, Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi. Samjhdar Like Kare

235 chars (2 sms)


PATHAN

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

145 chars (1 sms)


Agr teen Din TK

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;) *. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

162 chars (2 sms)


Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan. Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan. (‘.’) //”/\ Oh Teri _/”\_ Khair.

154 chars (1 sms)


SHART

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee, agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

114 chars (1 sms)


can u read it fast

can u read fast in english ! MY A my They my They they my A my they na my. . . . . . . .. . . . Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

128 chars (1 sms)


Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAI" Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend : Kaise ? Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti... "AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

278 chars (2 sms)


Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah: Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

166 chars (2 sms)


Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;) . . . Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P Bari tezz hy tu? =D

162 chars (2 sms)


aik aurat

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta? Aurat: Lo Is Me Da e Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

160 chars (1 sms)


sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya.... ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya... . . . kambakhto light chali gaee.

386 chars (3 sms)


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