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Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __
WIFE: or KYA?
Batao na or kya?
Wife shouted tell me or kya?
Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
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Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
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Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
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Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
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sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
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Pati: What’s hypnotism?
Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.
Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
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Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.
Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
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Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
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Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao
Par
Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
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in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
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Load Shedding K Fawaaid:
Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat
(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
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Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi
LOAD SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay
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1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
oor tum?
2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
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Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
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