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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
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Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
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I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
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Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
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Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
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Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
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Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
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How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
(''HumAyuN'')
Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
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Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
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Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
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GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
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