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Full of Emotion shair:
Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
If you are MAD, I am your DAD.
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Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".
Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
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Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
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Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
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"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya
Friend asked: Why are you so angry?
Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
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Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
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1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
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Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
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Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
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What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
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Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
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Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
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Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
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