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lahore walo

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo. . . . . . . . . . Mera agla target 14 feb hy Hahahaaahahhha….:P From Rehman Malik…:-P

117 chars (1 sms)


jab tak zinda hain

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe, Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k. . . . . . . . Aglay din karenGe, . Maar dO Maar dO zalimO Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

159 chars (1 sms)


puzzle

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai, jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa? Its challenge 4 u. . . . . . . . . Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

212 chars (2 sms)


pathan ki beti

1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia I LOVE YOU Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy: jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale, Ap husn wale Hum "DIL" wale, Ap dolat wale Hum "SMS" krne wale OR Ap sirf . . . Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

143 chars (1 sms)


dard bhara sms

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aa haye uff aa i maa bas aa maa ouch i uff ooh bara dard hai, mere iss SMS main, tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D

153 chars (1 sms)


5 mushkil tareen kam

Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam 1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana 2-Machar Ki malish karna 3-Chiunti ko kiss karna 4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana 5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna

155 chars (1 sms)


win bumper prizes

sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES PLASMA TV . . ka khali dabba FERRARI CAR . . ka photo SINGAPORE JANE . . wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka aur . . mera sath dinner . . wo bhi aap k ghar par

192 chars (2 sms)


happy nice person day

Happy World's Nice Persons Day! . . Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain. . Maine Aapko Kar Diya. . . . Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P

165 chars (2 sms)


roti vs sms

ROTI V/S SMS 2000 1 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 2 Rs 2003 1 sms 5 Rs 1 roti 2.5 Rs 2005 1 sms 2 Rs 1 roti 3 Rs 2008 1 sms 0.23 paisa 1 roti 5 Rs 2009 700 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 7 Rs . . . . . . 2015 No roti Only sms

215 chars (2 sms)


saaf saaf baat

Bas bohot hogaya.. . Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai.. . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . "SAAF SAAF"

129 chars (1 sms)


6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN 1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it 3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions 4.Guns function normal everyday 5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it 6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

323 chars (3 sms)


jawani aur barhapa

Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao. Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p

143 chars (1 sms)


girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

161 chars (2 sms)


commerce ki larki

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi? Salay Bounced Cheque. Zameen pe Liability. Pedaishi Bad Debit. Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

179 chars (2 sms)


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