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''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
154 chars (1 sms)
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
188 chars (2 sms)
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
153 chars (1 sms)
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
125 chars (1 sms)
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
160 chars (1 sms)
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
121 chars (1 sms)
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
128 chars (1 sms)
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
167 chars (2 sms)
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
80 chars (1 sms)
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
148 chars (1 sms)
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
143 chars (1 sms)
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
145 chars (1 sms)
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
119 chars (1 sms)
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
72 chars (1 sms)
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
91 chars (1 sms)