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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
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The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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koshesh kijiye k zndge me wo shaks ap ko hmesha muskurata hua mile....
jise ap roz aene me daikhte ho.....!
so plz always keep smiling...!
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A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
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Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye
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Some common questions
1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?
2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?
3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?
4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?
5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?
answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first
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Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
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Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,
Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,
Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,
Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,
Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,
Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,
Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,
Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,
Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,
Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
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Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.
Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
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* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.
* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.
* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.
* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.
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If U Trust Sum1,
Trust Till The End;
Whatever The Results May Be"
In The End Either U'll Have A Very
Good Relation
Or A Very Good Lesson........
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The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
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