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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.
Sardar Jumped In2 D Train
& Shouted To Wife"
U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
153 chars (1 sms)
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
160 chars (1 sms)
There is no Good or Bad in this world,
But our perspective makes it so,
What people call"congestion" in a train,
becomes"atmosphere" in a nightclub..
153 chars (1 sms)
||. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . .||
If you''re being chased by a police dog,
try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They''re trained for that!
Milton Jones
221 chars (2 sms)
Experience makes one modified.
Training makes one qualified.
But,
Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!
So do all work with involvement.
153 chars (1 sms)
Experience makes one modified.
Training makes one qualified.
But,
Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!
So do all work with involvement.
154 chars (1 sms)
|| PeArL oF ThE DaY ||
The more you sweat in the training ...
The less you bleed in the battle ...
107 chars (1 sms)
Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
(HAPPY RAINS)….
287 chars (2 sms)
abhi tu ishq mai aisa bhi hal hona hay
k ashk rokna tum say muhal huna hay
har aikh lab pay hain mere wafa k afsanay
teray sitam ko abhi la-zwal hona hay
yaja ka khara hain lakin bahar ki rut main
yah tay hay ab k hamain bhi nihal hona hay
tumhain khabar hi nahin tum tu lout jaou gay
tumharay hijar mai lamha bhi saal huna hay
hamari rooh pay jab bhi azab utrain gay
tumhari yad ko iss dil ki dhal huna hay
kabhi tu roay ga woh kisi ki bahon main
kabhi tu us ki hansi ko zawal huna hay
milain gi hum ko bhi apnay naseeb ki khushian
bas yah intazar hay kab yah kamal huna hay
har aik shakhs chlay ga hamri rahoon per
muhabbaton mai hamain woh bay misal hona hay
706 chars (5 sms)
Tumhe Kahabar Hee Nahi Tum jo Lot Jao ge
Tumhare Hijar Mein Lamha Hona Hai
Hamari Roh Pe Jab Bhi Aazab Utrain Ge
Tumhari Hee Mohabbat Ko Iss Dil Ki Dhaal Hona Hai
166 chars (2 sms)
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
184 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
179 chars (2 sms)
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
169 chars (2 sms)
DAWN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
130 chars (1 sms)