School and College; 1241 Jokes

Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher se pyar kerna

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar
Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh
Kar Check Kar Dia..!! Or Boli Handwriting Improve
Karo.:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Three friends aftee exams

Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper
blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have
Copied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher. which was

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know
it was URDU?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do u know English

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG
PANCHAMI?
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What's the difference

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence
and Confidential?
Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is
also my son, that''s Confidential.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife was Teaching

*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Is line ki English banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A father was teaching

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.

He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Example batao

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Last Semester

Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
10th class ka student

10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu Dost : Kyun?

Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya, to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts, fair hua to shadi kara denge!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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