"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too concerned about making money."

"Why do you think that?"

"Listen to this from his bill: 'Cost for waking up at night and thinking about your case: $50.99."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 548 views

Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki
kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to
usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

reporter to pathan

Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain.


Phatan:
Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Humara Baap Kaun Hai?

Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha

Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”

Kuttiya Ne Kaha: “Tamiz Se Bolo Papa Sms Padh Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

johny lever

johny lever: I lost my cheque book.
Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign!
Johny: I'm not a fool, i have already signed all the cheques..............keepsmilng

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)