nawa mobile lya aye
Frnd:Sardar g set nawa lita?
Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.
Frnd: O kyun?
Sardar: yaar ohjadun v mildi c kendi c
“tu mera fone Q nai chukda?”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 493 views
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