1 Khusre ki Death ho gai
Qabar mein Frishte Aye or Kaha k Utho or Hisab do
Khusra Tali mar k Bola
Maula khush rakhy
“Sano Ditta Ki C”?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 510 views

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baap: Tumhari teacher

Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti

Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.

Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate

Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math teacher

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar:
Juice Bana K De Do Na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy

Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy

Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko orignal radio dia hy

Sardar:radio pr MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to khta hy

Ye radio pakstan hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was given the job

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)