Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 515 views
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Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Hui, Uss Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ke Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?
Dost: “Uss Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon”
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Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Soota Lagwa Do“
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Railway officer was taking an interview.
Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
Officer: wo kiyo?
Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!
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Hindi Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?
Funny Gujarati: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
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Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?
Pati: Bilkul nahi.
Patnai: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.
Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.
Patni: Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge?
Pati: Yes.
Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?
Pati: Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.
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Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.
Sardar: Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net
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Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle
by sami ullah (few years ago!)
Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
...
Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..
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Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…
Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)