C.I.D crime scene
Lady: Rahul mera bhai tha.
Daya: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Ha… Rahul Mera bhai tha.
ACP: Rahul Such Me Tumhara Bhai tha?
Lady: Ha sir.. Wo mera bhai tha.
Abhijeet: My g0d…!
Is Ka matlb…
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Tm Rahul Ki Behan ho?? :D
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 582 views
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