Ek sardar ne ek bache se pocha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata
hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 290 views
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