A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 272 views
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