status onfacebook

Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
(Boy starts running...)
Girl: Hey where are you going?
Boy: I'm going to update my relationship status on
facebook =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 733 views
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Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife and Husband

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi :-
Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”

Santa :-
Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Nigger & Sardar

A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.

Nigger: Why are all these people running?

Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sabse Mashoor Network

GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya

1st Hi Swal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya

SAWAL-Sabse Mashur Network Konsa H

Golu: Cartoon Network!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Office Problems

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kal meray knawab main

Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi.
Wah kya ladki the

Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? :/.
Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? :O
Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha :p

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main
langar lete aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj To Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Hi Gaye

Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.

Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?”

Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.”
Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey

To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha”

Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya.

Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola

Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.”

Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
your wife's name

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….
Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
Boy : I’m Not Married Yet…
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
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