Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke
saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske
samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 532 views

Dead Bird

One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

1 srdar fauj ma brti howa

1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang
lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi..
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr
bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa was inserting dog'

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?

Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)