“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq
to nahi Maar rahy..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 544 views

Khushi Se Admi Mota To Ho Hi Jaata Hai?

Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”

Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”

Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer vs larki joke

Larki k hath me bachun k pamper ka packt tha

faqeer:kuch de do

larki :maaf karo

faqeer:ye bread ka packet hi de do.

Larki:kal ana jam laga k dun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tum Is Office Me kab Se

Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?

Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
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Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)