Larki Apni Dadi Se
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi
jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty
hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi
usi raste se roz bazar jata hon, Mujhe
to koi nahi chairta
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1343 views
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