Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya
Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo
Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye
The”
Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi
Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 294 views
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