Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1543 views
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Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
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Yogi: AUNTYji!
Arpit ghar pe he?
Aunty: Haan beta,
abhi abhi aaya hai!
Maggi Kha rha hai...!
Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya?
Yogi: ji Haan..! :D
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Aunty: Toh tu bhi apne ghar se kha kar aa.
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Shagird: Jo jhung laato se khele jaye usse janglaat kehte hain.
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sardar:wah g wah to jinhun ne ticket lia wo kia bewakuf
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English To Urdu
Dictionary :
Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,
Stupid =
Abe Gando ,
Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,
I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,
I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,
Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,
Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?
Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Technology Has Its Own Limitations..
Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..
But...!
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Mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,
Google ka baap B Ni Dhund sakta..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)