Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views

For pepsi "shahru

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don"t worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ki bewi mar gai

santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband was throwing

Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo,

while wife was out.

No knife hit wife’s photo!

Suddenly wife called, Hi honey, what’s up?

Husband: MISSING YOU DARLING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladke Mann Ke Sachhe Hote Hai

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unki Ek Nayi Nayi Bani Bhakt Ladki Jiska Naam Rashii Thha Aayi Aur Pucha.

Rashii: “Baba Ji, Ye Aajkal Ladke Log Mandir Jyada Kyu Jane Lag Gaye Hai?”

Baba Saxidas Ji Muskuraye Aur Bade Pyar Se Ladki Ko Samjhaya.

Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Vo Hi Ek Aisi Jagha Hai Jaha Pooja, Shanti, Aarti, Bhawna, Shardha, Archna, Jyoti, Aradhana, Tripti Aur Mukti Milti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)