Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.

Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 567 views

Water in the tank

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistan ka match

Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Boy : Jan-e-man!

Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl :
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Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

sub-editor

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)